Hahaha *looks at you wide-eyed* HAHAHAHA!!!

So I'm in the breakroom at work, eating lunch and notice that everyone is watching Bad Boys 2 on tv. There's a woman at the front table wearing a mouth guard like what you see on SAR's victims, because her religion doesn't believe in hospital's or something stupid like that.

She cackles like a damn hyena while everyone else sort of chuckles at the movie. A korean woman, her name's Yong, walks in and heads to the back table and says, "I don' see whAAt's so fahnny. Lady laughing like-..." And then, in her soft asian voice, she starts cackling like the SAR's lady!

I spit my drink all over the table and start laughing! The person right next to me starts laughing so hard that tears are coming out of her eys. Another person turns around and asks what's so funny, "because she wants to laugh too." I just nonchalantly say, "the movie..."

Yong cackles again, only this time, the SAR's lady notices and turns around. She stares at Yong and syas, "WhAAT are you lookeeng at?" SAR's lady takes off her mouth guard and releases and ancient Egyptian plague that starts infecting and killing off everyone in Wal-Mart. The store was quarantined two days later.

Well that sounds like an interesting day to me.

Spatula Princess of Fire wrote:Well that sounds like a James is full of shit day to me.

Fixed.

Hey hey hey! Everything BUT the last paragraph was real.

I guarantee it!

worf_killin_shat wrote:Hey hey hey! Everything BUT the last paragraph was real.

I guarantee it!

Your words are as empty as your soul! This board ill-needs bullshit such as your's!

But enough talk! Have at thee!

*Lowers his SARS mask and spews forth an Egyptian plague.*

Sontaku wrote:But enough talk! Have at thee!

*Lowers his SARS mask and spews forth an Egyptian plague.*

OH NO!! KIEL'S SYLAR!!!

BRAINS!

Whew, good thing I'm brainless...and don't have to breathe to survive...or this could be bad news for me.

Well bad news or good news depends on how you look at it.


I wonder what it would be like to live in bubble...

*puts you in a bubble just so that I can pop it* Muaahahahahahahhahaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

. . .You popped my bubble. . .Oh it's on.

Really now? When, where, and what would you like me to bring?

Uh Friday...your place...I'll bring the kiddy pool and you bring the cheese wiz...oooooooor I'll bring the chololate sauce and you bring the handcufs.

But wait...NOOOOOOO she gonna try to rape me!!! Fighting dirty!!!

Hey hey, no one ever said I wasn't allowed to fight dirty.

Whips, chains, and handcuffs, smack a little booty up with my belt. SCREAM HELP! Play my game!

Wow...I totally found the most racist thing on this forum... It says monkey...but it's sooooooo a black smiley...Happy Birthday James. haha

Yes! YES! Along with the chinese !! Virgins , Cheshire Cat , and Kiel .

Along with the "monkey," we also have a large assortment of smileys, with more on the way! Keep an eye on them, folks!

Yay! Our Faithful James!!! Always on top of finding the racist things in the world. hahaha

We're playing games now what? I love games! XD


Oh unusual smiles make the world go round...or is that gravity...

Actually I thought it was Wal-Mart employees who wear SARS masks that make it go round. Or is it rainbows and butterflies?

Or aliens...

Or like back in the day before Lincoln...it was that made the world go round.